A real conversation between Artie and I...
Artie and I were watching the Braves game tonight when a player with the last name "Duda" (pronounced Doo Da) came up to bat for the Mets.
Artie: Would you like our last name to be Duda?
Me: Why yes, I think we should go change it immediately.
Artie: We can not change our last name!
Heather: We can do whatever we want-this is America! We can change our name to Macaroni and Cheese if we want too! Gray can be Baby Mac, I can be Medium Mac and you can be Big Mac! Haha!
Artie: No I want to be Mac Daddy!
Heather: *eye roll* *face palm*